Interesting WHYs.
Why does the sun lighten our hair,
but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with
their mouth closed?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside
of the bottle?
Why don't you ever see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long
word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it called lipstick if you
can still move your lips?
Why is it considered necessary to
nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what
they do "practice"?
Why is it that rain drops but snow
falls?
Why is it that to stop Windows 95,
you have to click on "Start"?
Why is it that when you're driving
and looking for an address,
you turn down the volume on
the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial
flavor, and
dishwashing liquid made with
real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your
money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch
called a second hand?
Why is the time of day with the
slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the word dictionary in the
dictionary?
Why isn't there a special name for
the tops of your feet?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat
food?
You know that little indestructible
black box that is used on planes?
Why can't they make the whole plane
out of the same substance?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why do you need a driver's license
to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?