Three prisoners are waiting to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.

The Italian responds, "Pepperoni Pizza."

The warden serves him his Pepperoni Pizza, and then escorts him to his execution.

The Frenchman requests Filet Mignon. The warden serves him his Filet Mignon, and then escorts him to his execution.

The Jamaican requests a plate of strawberries.

"STRAWBERRIES???"

"Yes, strawberries."

The warden replies, "but they're out of season!"

"So?" replies the Jamaican. "I man will wait...."

There were three men living together in London, a Trinidadian a

Barbadian and a Jamaican who were all starving because they didn't have

money to buy food. However, upon coming close to a posh restaurant they

came up with a plan.

The Trinidadian went in first. After being seated he ordered a three

course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal the waiter

came by with the cheque. "But I paid you" the Trinidadian shouted. The waiter was very confused as he could not remember being paid, but as he did not want

to cause any trouble...he let the Trinidadian leave.

Five minutes later the Barbadian walked into the restaurant and

ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished

eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for food.

"But I paid you" The Barbadian shouted.

This time the manager came and had to calm down the Barbadian, and

as he did not want anything to upset the other customers he let the Barbadian go.

Ten minutes later the Jamaican walked in, sat down, lit a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu plus two Red Stripe beers. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal and before asking for it, the waiter said, "Sir... I have been having a sort of problem all day and I can't understand it. Other people like you came in earlier and ate and they said that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them,

so........" Before he could finish, the Jamaican chimed in loudly, "Hear mi nuh

boss, that ah fi yu problem dat ? jus gimme mi change!"

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A Yardie is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Trini man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The Yardie ignores the Trini who, nevertheless,starts a conversation

Trini: "You Jamaican folk eat the whole bread?"

Yardie in a bad mood): "Of course"

Trini (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Trinidad we does only eat what's inside. The crust, we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the Jamaicans".

The Trini has a smirk on his face.

The Yardie listens in silence The Trini persits: "Do you eat jam with

the bread?"

Yardie: "Of course"

Trini: (Cracking he gum wid he teet and chucklin')"We don't. In Trinidad we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we does put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them into jam and sell the jam to the Jamaicans".

The Yardie then asks: "Do you have sex in Trinidad?"

Trini: "Why of course we do", the Trini says smirking

Yardie: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Trini: "We throw them away, of course"

Yardie: "We don't. In Jamaica we put them in a container, recycle

them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell deh raas dem ah Trinidad

There's a Rastaman, a white man and a beautiful girl sitting next to each other in a train, with the girl in the middle. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a loud slap!

As the train comes out of the tunnel, the woman looks perplexed

while the Rastaman is sitting there looking angrily at the white

man who is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.

Everybody else in the coach is laughing at him.

The white man is thinking to himself,"Damn it, that black guy must have tried to kiss the girl in the dark and she thought it was me and slapped me."

The girl is thinking, "That man must have tried to take advantage of me in the dark, and kissed the Rastaman instead and got slapped.

Serves him right."

The Rastaman is thinking, "I-man hope dis train go though another tunnel soon so I-man can kiss the back of mi hand again and box dat bloodclaat white bwoy one more time.