The Lone Ranger was ambushed and  captured by an enemy Indian  war  party.
The Indian Chief  proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger.
In honor of the Harvest Festival you will be executed in three days.
 But, before I  kill you, I will grant you three requests. 
What is your  first request?"

 The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

Chief nods and Silver is brought  before  the Lone Ranger.
 The Lone Ranger whispers in Silver's ear and the Horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with  a beautiful blond  woman on his  back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blond enters the Lone Ranger's tent and  spends the  night. 
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. 
What is your second request?"

 The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to  his horse. 
Silver is brought  to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear.

As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears  over the  horizon.
 Later that  evening, to the Chief's surprise,
Silver again returns, this  time with a voluptuous brunette,
 even more attractive than the blond.
She enters the Lone Ranger's tent spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
"You  are  indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you  tomorrow. 
What is your  last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse,  alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent
Once  they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,  looks  him square in the eye and says,
"Listen carefully, for the last time!
I need a posse!P - O - S-S-E!!!!"