Three friends perished in an accident and because they had led good lives went to heaven.
When they arrived at the gates they were met by Saint Peter.
Saint Peter said; "You are all going to be admitted to heavevn because of the good lives you led on earth.
However, we do have a few rules in here and  they must not be broken.
The first and most important rule is: DO NOT STEP ON A DUCK!
The duck will quack, then all the ducks and the noise is deafening."
The three men thought this would not be a problem but when the gates were opened,
they were astonished to see that there were ducks all over the place, everywhere!

It took only about an hour before one of the men blundered and accidentally stepped on a duck.

It started quacking and  then the all the others quacked and the noise was deafening.

Saint Peter immediately appeared with a very ugly woman in tow. He said, "I told
you  not to step on a duck and you did." He then chained the ugly woman to the
offender and said, "You will stay together for eternity" The other two men
learned a lesson from this and were very careful until one day, one of them
 took a step back without looking and stepped on a duck. Immediately there
 was loud quacking and Saint Peter appeared with an even uglier woman.
He chained her to the offender and said, "You will stay together forever"and  left.

A few weeks later, the last guy was sitting alone when Saint Peter came along with a beautiful brunette.
He chained them together and said,
"You will stay together for eternity" and abruptly left. The guy was stunned
 and muttered, "What did I do to deserve this?" The brunette said, "I don't
 know about you but I stepped on a duck."