Two Inches

A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table,

notices a gorgeous woman sitting alone at another table.

He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of

champagne to be sent over to her --figuring that if she accepts it, she's his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly delivers it to the woman,

saying this is from the gentleman.

She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note back to the man.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes

in your garage, $1M in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

WELL, the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her and it read:

"Just so you know -- I happen to have TWO Mercedes in my garage,

I have over $2M in the bank, but not even for YOU,

would I cut off the extra 2 inches!

Just return the bottle."